there are few delicacies as fine as colasantis donuts

Next week has been EXHAUSTING!

Agriculture students be like, "bro, can I borrow your cow for this test? I forgot mine at home."

Special weather statement in effect for:

 Chatham-Kent   Rondeau Park   Windsor   Leamington   Essex County 
Strong winds today.

Hazard: Strong south to southwesterly winds with gusts to 70 to 80 km/h.
An isolated gust to 90 km/h is possible.

Timing: Ending this evening.

Impacts: Loose objects may be tossed by the wind and cause injury or damage.
Isolated power outages are possible.

Discussion: A cold front associated with a strengthening area of low pressure will move across the area this evening. Strong southerly winds will veer to southwesterly this evening. Winds will begin to ease later this evening.

#ONstrorm ...read more

I don't think people realize how hard FB made the messaging for business accounts. Use soundboxxx. Use Twitter. I know you're more worried about Zuck then supporting local, but you have to trust me - he's going to be okay. Zuck won't starve. His kids will be fine. And you'll be fine without him too. ...read more

It's cold enough out here to freeze the dingaling back ON to a brass monkey.

This is for sure the last weekend, don't forget to come out, stock up, say bye, eat some pie, dance with that lady in the corner who hasn't left in three weeks and have a good winter.

This is it. Last day. Come out to the season finale to say bye and stuff.

Nice try, "Ashley from Microsoft", but I know there's no viruses on my computer because I just spoke to the real Ashley from Microsoft 3 minutes ago, who took down all of my passwords and credit card information to get rid of all said viruses.
You don't even have the same foreign phone number as her or the second Ashley that called right after her. ...read more

The candy you been stealing from your kids - bring it over today.

Paylin asked what an Acre is. This is retarded

The acre is a unit of land area used in the imperial and US customary systems. It is traditionally defined as the area of one chain by one furlong (66 by 660 feet), which is exactly equal to 10 square chains, ​1⁄640 of a square mile, or 43,560 square feet, and approximately 4,047 m2, or about 40% of a hectare.

 ~Acre - Wikipedia   ...read more

Next season, I'm planning on enough stuff in the lost-n-found here, that I'll be using it to make a Full scarecrow.