I'm going to start using Twitter to start a club for Olivias Only
@HistoricGAF @PierrePoilievre You can tell that a lot of the tuff guys in the comments that attack local/family businesses to defend their tax-paid-politician are sitting at home collecting social assistance.
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Congratulations to Queen Elizabeth II on her retirement. I know how much we wanted it sooner.
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There's more than 1 Olivia.
And that's beautiful.
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@PastorJohnHagee So many responsive people here think this is true and think god is real. I feel so terrible for them and their wasted, meaningless lives.
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This new diet is going pretty well. I am allowed to eat three sensible meals between constant snacking.
All tweets should be capped at 69 likes
Some days, I cant even find the right apocryphal Marilyn Monroe quote to fit every situation.
Someone should make a joke about Twitter or LinkedIn being bad dating apps.
“Your password cannot be that stupid one you always try to use.”
Not sure why this hasn't been done before, but someone should take a popular song and make up funny lyrics to it. Would be HILARIOUS.
saw a couple on a run holding hands, and it gave me hope that, one day, I would meet someone with whom we could hate couples like that together.
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