Be unique in a way that doesn't make me uncomfortable.

"I've had the mumps, measles, rubella, chicken pox, flu, shingles, and HPV vaccines, I take four prescription medications daily, and I've also shared drugs with strangers at rock concerts.

But I'll be damned if I take this COVID vaccine! I won't put just anything in my body!" ...read more

If the jillion dollar lottery comes up in conversation, put your arm around your significant other and say "I already won the lottery." Then, start stretching for all the forthcoming sex.

What you say: Take a look at this interesting drawing.

What Prince says: Dig if you will a picture.

If someone forces you to watch their child perform (song, music, poem, play, etc.), you are allowed to smash one item in their house with no repercussions.

Be problematic, but in a cool, sexy way.

Only this stupid world could turn dying from COVID into a reason NOT to get vaccinated.

“I don't need to buy this crap.”

[online coupon code for $1 off]

“Better get six.” ...read more

A vote November 6, 2018 is either a vote FOR or AGAINST:

- Healthcare
- Corruption
- Tax cuts for the super rich ...read more

I'm thankful for all superhero movies. I won't argue over who was the best Batman or Spider-Man. I'm happy to have them all.

THEY NEVER HAD COVID

If a relationship doesn't feel organic and natural, force things until it does.