Ain't nobody ever changed anybody else's mind on the internet.

A great way to force a tweet down people's throats is to pin it.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but I really don't know who needs to hear this.

I appreciate every single person who takes the time to read my musings.

You're annoying. But are you Puck from the “Real World” annoying?

In modern terms, the sides of the Civil War were Pro-Slavery and Pro-Not Slavery.

If they let you pet their dog, it's your dog now.

Pretend you never saw a hippo before. Now, really look at a hippo.

What the fuck.

Never trust people who do or say things.

Please, stop saying that Kanye committed crimes or he will definitely be elected president.

Disappoint me like honeydew so I know it's real.

ms coast 🤸‍♀️🌷🦋
@olemisstridelta @umcph