Pretty sure I only have one follower with a lot of alt accounts.
I win a lot of staring contests against people who don't know we're in one.
Not today, two days ago. Not today...
“Can we discuss the history of each item I'm purchasing, including tracing each one from its point of origin to this store?”
- people on line in front of me
I wish I could slap everyone with positive energy.
It's not a conspiracy theory if you base it purely on wild speculation and have zero facts or evidence to support it.
If you reply to a tweet asking for support or citations, a viral software worm should automatically delete your account.
Douchers gon' douche
Too many wolves. Too many sheep.
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to (safety) dance
A pass so hard, graphene says “Damn.”
jmu ☆ ∆∆∆
@trideltajmu