I cringe at the thought of the sheer number of awful and awkward high-fives being exchanged after one of these presidential rallies.

Cannot wait until we can forget this ever happened.

Coaches should tell players to leave it all out there on the court.

I'm not paranoid, but everything is a trap.

“I have nothing to hide. Now, only ask me pre-approved, heavily vetted questions and my attorneys will send ambiguously written responses that are not under oath.”

Imagine being down to your last billion dollars.

If you ignore everything happening, it's going pretty great right now.

Maybe the real fish tube was inside us all along...

Everyone is better than you. Have a blessed day!

ME: 🎶Ain't talkin' bout lunch, my lunch is rotten to the core!🎶

HER: Yes, it was past the expiration date. Please stop.

ME: 🎶HEY HEY HEY!🎶 ...read more

I really thought I would be able to capitalize on the superhero craze, but this Spider-Man-naise was a mistake.

Not very happy that other people get to have opinions.