@adelynnclairr this shit never did and will never make any sense to me lmao
@adelynnclairr this shit never did and will never make any sense to me lmao
I thought no one was going to bother me today. But it was just a dream... a beautiful non-annoying dream...
Love means planning the other person's murder but not actually doing it.
So, what are all the sexy people doing this weekend? Other than avoiding the non-sexy people?
People who try to get close to me are all “Where did he go?” Or so I assume from a safe distance.
"I'll see you in hell" is not the top most welcome expression upon departure.
If you're on your phone and someone is looking over your shoulder at your screen, Google “fish with human teeth” and jam your screen in their face.
I can accurately describe almost anything happening right now with the word “brutal”
Welp, I see you're all screaming for attention for once.
Elephants are officially the best animal. Thanks and goodnight.
I like to incorporate the weather into my sexy talk, so it is both hot and informative. "Oh, you like that? Well it's 75 degrees but the barometric pressure is dropping, so we may see some showers later."
Depending on what ‘em is, I know when to hold ‘em.