If you are in a coffee shop right now discussing the wording of a tweet next to a guy in a navy suit , I strongly advise you to let it go.

[pitch meeting]

ME: Picture Tom Hanks doing stuff.

EXEC: I can get this greenlit in the next twelve hours.

<handshakes> ...read more

You look pretty tired for your age.

That's ok phone, I'm on low power mode too.

In view of the success of BYOB restaurants, I'm launching the following variations:

BYOP (plates)
BYOS (silverware)
BYOF (food) ...read more

If I'm not in them, I have zero interest in your dreams.

"Solo: A Star Wars And Zayn Leaving One Direction Story"

#SoloAStarWarsStory

In any love-hate relationship, I like to go very easy on the love part.

CSI: PCD

(Paper Cut Division)

Twitter is really where you want to have your existential debate.

Reply guys who reply to your reply to someone else are the Inception of reply guys.

I'd love to go one single day without being galvanized.