This the wind SpongeBob & Squidward delivered that pizza in..

@ttwinno

Sunlight, 8 hours of sleep, nutrient dense meals, and a safe relationship are underestimated mental health interventions.

@Theholisticpsyc

2016 - $750
2017 - $750
2020 - $0
No routine audit after his first 2 years in office.
Hey, remember that guy.. Al Capone?
What did he end up going away for?

I've got two sons in college and manage to pay every penny I owe the government. Heads need to roll.

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I could see the Nazi Germany comparison making sense if we rounded up all of the dirty disease infested KKKristians and gassed the miserable fucks.

Even if u love them u gotta let the toxic people in ur life gooooo

RT @brinovoa : “Latinx” shut the fuck upx

* Phone rings *
Everyone chews their food quietly
"Home of the diabetic center of America"

me: what do you want for christmas?
her: a gift card
me: to where?
her: therapy

If Nancy Reagan was the First Lady to Bill Clinton, history would be different.
We would have missed out on a lot of fodder, banter and jokes.

RT @TheJenRollins : Teachers saved my life. They fed me when I had no breakfast or lunch. They let me come into class early and leave late s…

Getting with Nancy Reagan would be as gross as getting with Brittany Pettibone.

(But clean because she swallows)

To anyone saying he is immune, first, show me your medical license, and second, why risk it?