Less trap, more thirst.

if the world was ending you'd come over right?

if we were meant to be we would have been by now

getting drunk when i'd much rather be somewhere with you

[blind date]

HER: Hi, nice to meet you.

ME: Hi, nice to meet you too. Pain is the cleanser.

HER: Excuse me?

ME: Excuse me? ...read more

When you “go big” with gifts, it's always disappointing when the person doesn't like them. At any rate, she did NOT appreciate the family of howler monkeys I bought her.

Stop drowning for people who won't even get in the water for you

continue to share your heart with people, even if it has been broken

january 1st I'm back on apple music 🥸

Escritores: hay que tener cuidado con los plot-twists porque si son muy descabellados puede quedar poco creíble

La realidad: detienen por tráfico de personas al pibe más misógino de las redes porque una activista le dijo que tenía el pito chico y se enfadó tanto que se destapó

@bea_rnfnr ...read more

[New Year's Eve]

10!
9!
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ME: I think we should see other people
HER: WHAT?!?
1!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! ...read more

from now on I will only be wearing sweatsuits. thank you